
Karma Police - Radiohead
Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio
Karma police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is
Making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us
Karma Police
I've given all I can
It's not enough
I've given all I can
But we're still on the payroll
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
In the early version, the first verse went:
Karma police arrest this girl
She stares at me
As if she owns the world and
We have crashed her party

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
But I 'm a creep, I 'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
She's running out again
She's running out ....
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special...
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here.

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out
If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted all the time

Two jumps in a week
I bet you think that's pretty clever don't you boy?
Flying on your motorcycle,
Watching all the ground beneath you drop
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never ever stop
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
Drying up in conversation,
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces,
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
They're the ones who'll hate you
When you think you've got the world all sussed out
They're the ones who'll spit at you,
You will be the one screaming out
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing that you ever, ever had
It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing you ever had has gone away

Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
When I am king, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
You don't remember
You don't remember
Why don't you remember my name?
Off with his head, man
Off with his head, man
Why don't you remember my name?
I guess he does....
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
TThat's it, sir
You're leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!

A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired and unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent
This is my final fit, my final bellyache with
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises please
Such a pretty house, such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises (let me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises (let me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises please (let me out of here)

I Jumped In The River What Did I See
Black Eyed Angels Swam With Me
A Moon Full Of Stars And Astral Cars
All The Things I Used To See
All My Lovers Were There With Me
All My Past And Futures
And We All Went To Heaven In A Little Row Boat
There Was Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Doubt
I Jumped Into The River
Black Eyed Angels Swam With Me
A Moon Full Of Stars And Astral Cars
And All The Things I Used To See
All My Lovers Were There With Me
All My Past And Futures
And We All Went To Heaven In A Little Row Boat
There Was Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Doubt X3

After Years Of Waiting Nothing Came
As Your Life Flashed Before Your Eyes
You Realize
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off Get Off Get Off My Case
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X2
After Years Of Waiting
After Years Of Waiting Nothing Came
And You Realize You're Looking Looking In The Wrong Place
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X2
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X3
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X3
After Years Of Waiting
You're A Reasonable Man
Get Off Our Case X3
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X3
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X3
I'm A Reasonable Man
Get Off My Case X3

Once Again I'm In Trouble With My Only Friend
She Is Papering The Window Panes
She Is Putting On A Smile
Living In A Glass House
Once Again Packed Like Frozen Food And Battery Hens
Think Of All The Starving Millions
Don't Talk Politics And Don't Throw Stones
Your Royal Highnesses
Well Of Course I'd Like To Sit Around And Chat
Well Of Course I'd Like To Stay And Chew The Fat
Well Of Course I'd Like To Sit Around And Chat
But Someone's Listening In
Once Again We Are Hungry For A Lynching
That's A Strange Mistake To Make
You Should Turn The Other Cheek
Living In A Glass House
Well Of Course I'd Like To Sit Around And Chat
Well Of Course I'd Like To Stay And Chew The Fat
Well Of Course I'd Like To Sit Around And Chat
Only Only Only Only Only Only Only Only Only Only
There's Someone Listening In

I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
I'll dress like your niece
To wash your swollen feet
Just don't leave, don't leave
And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love wins
On lollipops and crisps
Just don't leave, don't leave
I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kiss and smile
Just lonely, lonely..
Just lonely, lonely..

I Might Be Wrong
I Might Be Wrong
I Could Have Sworn
I Saw A Light Coming On
I Used To Think
I Used To Think
There Is No Future Left At All
I Used To Think
Open Up Begin Again
Let's Go Down The Waterfall
Think About The Good Times
Never Look Back
Never Look Back
What Would I Do
What Would I Do
If I Did Not Have You
Open Up And Let Me In
Let's Go Down The Waterfall
Have Ourselves A Good Time
It's Nothing At All
Nothing At All
Nothing At All

I Want You To Know
He's Not Coming Back
Look Into My Eyes
I'm Not Coming Back
So Knives Out
Catch The Mouse
Don't Look Down
Shove It In Your Mouth
If You'd Been A Dog
They Would Have Drowned You At Birth
Look Into My Eyes
It's The Only Way You'll Know I'm Telling The Truth
So Knives Out
Cook Him Up
Squash His Head
Put Him In The Pot
I Want You To Know
He's Not Coming Back
He's Bloated And Frozen
Still There's No Point In Letting It Go To Waste
So Knives Out
Catch The Mouse
Squash His Head
Put Him In The Pot